Posts tagged UFOs

Here’s some footage of Bob White talking about his UFO experience on “UFO Hunters.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZF3BfDNAvs

He’s amazing and makes great TV.  I tried to find a YouTube clip of him on Judge Joe Brown but came up empty.

RIP, Bob White!

Sure, I’m a little hammered.  But this is real talk, ya heard?  Got some great interviews with colleagues about teeth.  I think I’ve mentioned this before but on most court and talk shows, we provide guests with teeth who don’t have them.  You’d be SHOCKED at the amount of people in this great country of ours who don’t have teeth, have partial teeth, have rotten teeth, etc.  Or they say, “I have teeth” when we ask if they have teeth (it’s required… we ask them if they have teeth when we pre-interview them) and they only have some of their teeth OR they have all of their teeth but they’re rotten.  But to them, that means they have teeth.  I’m not shocked when someone has meth mouth, though.  I’ve seen my share of meth mouth, believe me.  Actually, when I first worked in court I hardly saw it.  Now, I see it all the fucking time.  If the homelessness, death, illness, risk of getting AIDS from a contaminated needle, etc. doesn’t scare you away from doing meth, meth mouth will.  Trust.  Anyhoos… what was I saying?  Oh yes!  Teefs!  Anyway, got great interviews with people about teefs, got a great interview with a kick ass judge, and got a call from another judge who was on the bench on one of my FAVORITE court shows (calling him back tomorrow) and will be talking to a dentist next week who worked on teefs for one of the shows I worked on.  I had a long chat with a dude tonight who I’m gonna record tomorrow who’s been on 12 court shows.  His interview is going to blow people’s minds.  So not only am I experiencing the wicked buzz (tequila + beer = the wicked buzz.  Also— beer + bourbon + weed = the wicked buzz), I got stellar interviews, people are feeling the UFO episode, and THIS song just came on my Pandora channel.  IMO, it’s one of the greatest songs ever written.  Todd Rundgren is the shit and he produced one of my favorite albums of all time, XTC’s “Skylarking.”  It’s a fucking masterpiece.  FYI, I sang the song listed below at karaoke recently and people cried.  Not because I am a bad singer because I’m not.  I’m actually very talented in that area.  It’s because it made people remember how moving that song is.  It’s the sweetest love song I’ve ever heard in my life.  That and one song on the “Venus and Mars” album which was Wings first album (I have it on vinyl) that I’m too lazy to go look at to tell you which song I’m talking about.  That sentence made no sense. 

Oh, that guy who I still sweat when I’m drunk?  I was watching Paladia today and realized he not only looks like Steve McManaman, he also looks like the lead singer of the Kaiser Chiefs.  I PREDICT A RIOT!  Ok, not really.